“During my spare time as a bearded gentleman I'm an avid sportsman.
“I regularly partake in Tea-Drinking marathons along side the daredevil sport of Biscuit-Dunking.
“As well as my sporting hobbies I can be often found either riding my Royal Enfield motorcycle, or enjoying a gentle stroll in the Derbyshire dales with my trusty companion Lord Oswald Gladstone The First.”