“I am currently struggling with my approaching 50th birthday, feeling old and very mortal.

“I have been with my wife for 34 years, we have two daughters and a grandson and granddaughter.

“I have had varied jobs including fire-fighter, lay minister, contract aircraft engineer and caretaker to name a few. My hobbies are complaining, eating biscuits and blogging. I love Sci-fi and documentaries, I used to enjoy sea kayaking but had to give it up.

“I started reviewing beard care on my website in 2015 and I have now reviewed over 200 beard care products. See satonmybutt.co.uk below.

“The website is satomybutt because I am disabled and it started off about that but the beard care took over.

“I won't be able to attend meetings but I use social media as my social life.”